Like I want a relationship, but only if you define a relationship as “yeah I’ll call you when I’m drunk but otherwise leave me the fuck alone.”
I need like three years off from life to read all the books and watch all the movies and tv shows that I want to watch
Im a fun person ok but whenever someone cute talks to me i turn into a fucking raisin
houston i have so many problems
I’ll stop reblogging this when it stops being funny
me too Bilbo
If you don’t like bilbo you’re silly idiot.
Every night she would tell The Sultan a story, and leave it hanging… One thousand and one nights later, he was captivated.
Here is Micky drumming on literally everything backstage in Salt Lake City. I love Micky, but I wonder if the other guys ever just wanted to snatch those drumsticks and whack him other the head with ‘em.
Full video at www.monkeebootlegs.com